punography

A word to describe the cutesy names given to retail establishments that generally have a highly specialized good or service.

Bill drove by the new strip center and noticed the hair salon, "A Cut Above," the Italian restaurant, "When In Rome," the pet store, "Paws R Us," and the opthamologist's office, "Here's Looking at You!"
"I hate all this damn punography," he said with disgust and drove away.

by Tom Fool June 12, 2007

Phonography

A track off of Britney Spear's 2008 album 'Circus' which describes the act of phone sex.

"I'm so into phonography I need to talk to someone every night while I touch myself"

by chikawawa March 31, 2009

Second-Hand Pornography

The noise and/or images experienced by unwilling persons while another person is watching or listening to pornographic material. This refers to only audio/video recordings and/or pictures, not the sights/sounds experienced from actual live sex acts.

Dude, you've got to get a girlfriend, all the second-hand porn is making me sick!

by Superstud July 20, 2005

Phonography

When two people are dirty talking over the phone.

Britney Spears' song Phonography from her album Circus.

Look up Britney's song Phonography.

by please advise December 17, 2008

Phonography

Sexual activity over the phone (aka phone sex). Normally involves the masturbation of both people on the line.

"I am into Phonography . So baby quit the chit chat and talk that dirty talk to me." said Cindy on the phone, as she began to unzip her jeans and carass her virgina.

by Amanda E. December 17, 2008

penocraphy

Pernocraphy

state of gov, where rule is by the largest penis!

Dang homie, if i lived there id be leader of that penocraphy

by pizimp February 14, 2005

Prunography

Old people pornography.

Dude 1: Hey man I saw some great prunography last night!

Dude 2: Ah man what the hell is wrong with you??

by Alpaca_Preist June 9, 2014