Lonely Pines

A drink consisting of Captain Morgans and Apple Juice. Named so after pirates that strayed their courses too far north, thus the only thing they had to mix with their Rum would be Apple Juice. The lonely pirates would drink this under pine trees. Hence the, Lonely Pines.

I was so messed up last night, Toots and I were drinking Lonely Pines 'till 4 am.

by Whoreton March 17, 2010

Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.

As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"

by UncleJeffy February 3, 2010

pink scooter

when a man has 2 or more penises and one scrotum containing 4 or more nuts.

in other countries, pink scooter are common deformity.

by XskrapX May 24, 2014

Pink Floyd Effect

(Also known as the Pink Floyd Stare) A physical and mental state of spiritual awe one gets when listening to the music of Pink Floyd. Similar to the effects of hallucinogens.

Jon was listening to Echoes when he started staring blankly at a wall. He was experiencing a Pink Floyd Effect.

by Nockaleno November 13, 2014

pink flood

When urine and period blood collide.

Or when a woman squirts during sex while on her period.

"Chastity surprised the Dutch boy with a pink flood, that even his thick fingers couldn't contain."

by Black Sheep89 May 11, 2016

showing pink

when a girl holds her cunt lips open for you

good strip club?
real good- the girls were showing pink

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

little pink car

This is a slang name for the vagina, ala "she will take me for a ride in her little pink car!"

Ride us in your little pink car!

by I, Wreckerrr July 12, 2021