How one defeats Psoeidon's Kiss:
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.
Aww man! Poseidon's Kiss again?
Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!
Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?
Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.
Oh, sounds cool.
Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!
Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?
Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.
Oh, sounds cool.
by Yortisme September 19, 2015
Get the Poseidon's Pillow mug.An exceptionally vigorous butt-pounding between men in the dorsal-ventral position, generally noteworthy for its combination of depth, force and velocity, such that the poundee is transported to an otherworldly, orally-fixated state of extreme "hurt-so-good" pleasure as to unconsciously bite down on a pillow, duvet, forearm, Jack Russel terrier, or anything else that happens to come with close proximity of his mouth.
Josie: Did you see Tom last night?
Johnny: Until the lights went out, then I saw stars.
Josie: Total pillow-biter, huh?
Johnny: Been spitting out feathers all day.
Josie: The Tomster sure likes to pound ass.
Johnny: One of his many charms.
Josie: Many?
Johnny: Hey now...
Johnny: Until the lights went out, then I saw stars.
Josie: Total pillow-biter, huh?
Johnny: Been spitting out feathers all day.
Josie: The Tomster sure likes to pound ass.
Johnny: One of his many charms.
Josie: Many?
Johnny: Hey now...
by JohnnyAZ May 18, 2006
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About as cool as a person can possibly be, sort of like James Dean or someone like that, but even cooler. Possibly originated from SportsCenter. Has nothing to do with temperature.
I was as cool as the other side of the pillow back in high school. I used to sit in the back of the class in my leather Harley Davidson jacket and sunglasses, smoking my Marlboro Reds and drinking whiskey out of a silver flask. I'd just sit back there, all laid back across the seat, with my arms around the two hottest girls in the school. The teacher would tell me to put my cigarette out and stop drinking, and I would blow smoke in her face and say, "Make me." But she wouldn't make me because I was just too cool.
No, not really, actually I was a fucking dork who watched Star Trek marathons and still haven't lost my virginity except for my dog that one time.
No, just kidding again, I was pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished that someday I could be that cool. Sadly, it never happened.
No, not really, actually I was a fucking dork who watched Star Trek marathons and still haven't lost my virginity except for my dog that one time.
No, just kidding again, I was pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished that someday I could be that cool. Sadly, it never happened.
by Nick D October 13, 2003
Get the as cool as the other side of the pillow mug.A common effect when one goes into deep sleep. The concentration of intelligence across the membrane of your head to the pillow is very differential. Many times when your body is rested enough part of your brain diffuses into the pillow, because of the low intelligence gradient. This can result in a number of effects: often times the victim of pillow osmosis sleeps through their alarms, cannot wakeup, and only recovers until about 5 p.m the next day. To reverse the effects of Pillow Osmosis one can use a vacuum to suck the consciousness back into into the person. Violent beatings with a baseball bat, castration, and a curb stomp by Optimus Prime might bring the person back as well, these although will most often result in severe brain/bodily damage or death.
Billy: Wow Call the doctor Tom hasn't woke yet, and it's already five.
(five minuets later)
Doctor: It looks like Tom's brain has gone through pillow osmosis. There is only one thing I can do.....
Call in Optimus!
(five minuets later)
Doctor: It looks like Tom's brain has gone through pillow osmosis. There is only one thing I can do.....
Call in Optimus!
by praytobestrongermen June 12, 2011
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Get the dirty pillows mug.Steve:Hey Jenny, mind if I grab your love pillows?
Jenny:STOP TOUCHING ME, ASS!
(this in no way promotes sexual harrasment)
Jenny:STOP TOUCHING ME, ASS!
(this in no way promotes sexual harrasment)
by himoshishou August 22, 2004
Get the love pillows mug.Take some stuffing out of the pillow. Poo in the pillow. Sew it back up. Put it back on Kate's bed. The poo will soak in. She washes it. It gets worse. Kate is sad.
Caitlin: Hey guys! You know what would be really funny?
Sheila: No, what??? I'm super bored!
Caitlin: Let's poo in Kate's pillow and put it back on her bed!
Sheila: OMFG that's such a good idea. When she goes to wash it the smell will get worse!!!!
Caitlin: Totes. Poo pillow. You know what else is fun?
Sheila: No, what? OMG!! WHAT?
Caitlin: Doing your taxes drunk.
Sheila: No, what??? I'm super bored!
Caitlin: Let's poo in Kate's pillow and put it back on her bed!
Sheila: OMFG that's such a good idea. When she goes to wash it the smell will get worse!!!!
Caitlin: Totes. Poo pillow. You know what else is fun?
Sheila: No, what? OMG!! WHAT?
Caitlin: Doing your taxes drunk.
by Caitlin aka Cockalina March 11, 2012
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