Water Pikey

An itinerant social parasite found living on a barge on the British waterway network of rivers & canals. They can often be seen chugging along on the water, as they have to move at least once a fortnight in order to avoid having to pay their way. They are easily differentiated from recreational waterway users by looking at the face - the recreational user will generally look a bit stressed whilst the water pikey will be grinning like a smug twat at the thought of how clever they are in avoiding having to contribute towards the cost of the services they use. Most of them hope to one day live on dry land, a desire generally realised following the dubious acquisition of a caravan and a Ford Transit with a towbar.

Bad news chaps, the Water Pikey is on the way in - that's our nice, peaceful day at work well & truly nixed.

by Honest_Jon March 21, 2019

Pile of bricks

Used to describe someone's house, not necassarily in a bad way

Nice pile of bricks you live in.

by Nix & BL June 21, 2001

pile-a-thon

The inadvertent contest drawn out over the lifetimes of compulsive hoarders who cannot stop amassing items which wind up being part of unmanageable piles all over their homes and yards.

From the time right after those tragic events laid end to end, she was engaged in a pile-a-thon of unimaginable proportions.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Dog Pile

A group of people jumping on on person and creating a tower of people while crushing the people on bottom.

If some one falls over everyone nearby jumps on him/her thus creating a dog pile.

by Tim Booth July 3, 2006

pikey box

The word pikey box is commonly used to describe the living quarters of a gypsy.

Pikey box: A home for the travelling community (gypsies), which can be attatched to the back of a vehicle.

by Jewskaaa November 7, 2007

Pile On

When everyone jumps on top of one unfortunate soul, they 'pile on'.
The much less wimpy sounding version of bundle.

'Look, Chris is asleep. Pile on!'

by Kurt H October 19, 2005

Pileganize

The conscious or unconscious organizational method of stacking paperwork on your desk or workspace into piles that only you are able to figure out. Others will be confused.

We could never fire Ralph, this entire office has been pileganized by him and him alone

by PA - Office worker April 24, 2011