Painted Willy

A cross dresser and/or a full blown homosexual.

What's da matter for you? Everybody knows Billy is a painted willy. Hell just ask him.

by Ikhabod Pain November 11, 2004

Paint Drying Syndrome

When you have lost all will to do anything at all and you would literally watch paint dry.

This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons

While writing this I should actually be doing some English work but I have lost the will to work

Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"

by A bored English student January 15, 2014

toilet painting

a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode

projectile dirrrhea

by Sirgey Pinchalov September 20, 2003

green paint brush

Refers to pulling out a wad of cash and paying someone and making the motion of painting over your hand while flipping out the bills.

Joey had to tip everyone at the wedding so pulled out the old green paint brush.

by Carmine From Jersey November 8, 2007

quiet pint

The act of going to a bar after work or an event where the goal is to only have a couple relaxing beers and then head home early.

Alternatively used for have a very low key, chill evening at the local watering hole.

"Adam, I want to grab a beer but I am not looking to go crazy tonight. How about a Quiet Pint at the Biergarten?"
"Sure Pat, sounds like a plan."

by patrickrl August 19, 2018

Find The Pint

Find The Pint A game playable in any bar resturant which has alchol. Two or more players needed. One person has a pint glass and during a shift can fill the pint up with any liquids they wish leading up to at the end of the shift where if the other player had failed to find where the pint of mystery liquids is the player putting the liquids may spit into the pint. The "finder" player has to try during the shift to find the pint as the sooner they find it the less liquids and no spit in the pint.

Lets play a wee game of Find The Pint

by YellowSnowRecord's March 21, 2007

Huffing Paint Post

an apropos nickname for the Huffington Post blog

He's just another liberal idiot spouting talking points from the Huffing Paint Post

by betterthanthou520 April 22, 2011