pang-goon

A penguin that has been turned into a thug due to losing its wife and children

I just got robbed by a pang-goon last time I went to Antarctica

by Hahbrothatslaps November 14, 2019

Pangs

When you aren’t wearing bottoms but pretending you are.

No one could tell but, I was in pangs in that photo.

by ChatterBoxCoon November 24, 2020

Pangeism

The political ideology that if Pangea stayed married, war wouldn’t be a thing.

Guy 1: are you a liberal or conservative

Guy 2: I bet you support continents.
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: I’m a pangeist
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: Pangeism would end war!!

Guy 1: no it woulntn

by lemengrob March 18, 2021

clitty pangs

To feel pangs of desire in the clit region.

I was so horny the clitty pangs in my lady garden were off the scale!

by Azzahs March 24, 2018

Pangburn

a dim individual who is not at all insightful and merely wants to capitalize on people wanting to hear intelligent people engaged in meaningful conversation.

suzzie: Did you get hear what the guest speaker said
john: no, I really wish i had
Pangburn: I could repeat what I heard, without understanding, but I'd have to charge
suzzie: Nah, lets ask joe, What a pangburn

by MakerMartin August 30, 2018

Pangus

Legend, King, Master of all.

If you complete a Hard task or test, Upon completion you would celebrate with a "Pangus"

"How did that test go ?"

"Easy, I was a Total Pangus"

Or

"That exam was Impossible, I'd have to be a Pangus to have Passed it!"

by Paul is ace August 30, 2007

Panger

The process of doing or snorting a rail of blow of an erect penis and then having sex.

She took that panger like a pro and kept going at it till the early morning.

by buckwild8 March 6, 2008