une petit merde

a little shit in french.
geeks use it to swear at each other while sounding smart (ish) or just the french.

tu est une petit merde! meaning you are a little shit.

by lolfotflollmfaoimbored July 21, 2011

petite pee pee

It is when a guy has a microscopic pp

Girl: “Omg did you see Kevin’s petite pee pee?!”
Her friend: “yea ik it’s so small”

by p e t I t e p e e p e e September 12, 2019

la petit mort

It refers to a woman passing out after having a powerful orgasm.

Meg: Riley, where have you been? The partys over.
Riley: I've been in the guest bedroom, Jason over there gave me La Petit Mort.

by BlakeMoros July 17, 2017

Le petit macaron

Shes more daddy than all the daddies combined. The REAL slim shady. The raddest of the baddest. The cats meow. The main bish. Probably has a bigger package than you.

“Le Petit Macaron? She’s more daddy than Cole Sprouse”

by fevelin.files December 21, 2017

La petite soeur

When you ask for the same bottle of wine/béer/any alcool

Talking to a bartender: can you bring me La petite soeur (the little sister)

by Lamiben December 27, 2018

le petit jean

The french nomenclatre for lil jon, a crazy member of the african american race. le petit jean is rreeeeeeaaaalll nice like cheese or a michael weis named ma-wa-POOOOOOOTT-sa. yea what and so on

OH D!!!! I just got crunk cause i'm listening to le petit jean and smoking crack at thesame time

by oh d December 20, 2004

Petite Lap Giraffe

Viral euphemism for penis dick main vein johnson willy cock schlong popular term so that advertisers can pull one over on the FCC

I'm going to get her to come over and play with my petite lap giraffe.

Last night she gave my petite lap giraffe a complete tour of her jungle

Yesterday during the wrestling match, did you see that petite lap giraffe getting squeezed without the ref seeing anything, until the other guy did a UFIA ?

by MaxandGrinch March 26, 2011