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multi purpose everything tool

A tool that can be used for anthing. Usually a large knife or the like. I have one and i use it for all kinds of stuff. Scratchin itches, cleanin the pipe, cutting stuff, poking badgers, carvin my name in shit, widdleing, death threats, both mistemenor and felony crimes, picking locks, picking my nose, picking my teeth,(not in that order), fileing fingernails, can be used as silverware, skinning small animals, cut rope or wire, dialing numbers on the phone, typing, pokeing holes in stuff, and many others.
I used my multi purpose everything tool 3 times while submitting this definition
by Russ Bus April 9, 2006
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Percosex

To have really great wildly intense long lasting sex while enjoying the effects of Percocet or other narcotic pain pills like Vicodin.
We had crazy hot percosex for like 2 hours last night.
by Stinerbeaner December 26, 2011
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car on-purpose

When 2 people are racing in cars side by side, when it's so obvious that those idiots will crash. This is called a car on-purpose.
Guy #1: Want to race man?
Guy #2: Sure man!
*Starts racing*
*Both crashes*
Random Guy: What idiots, they just had a car on-purpose.
by Caitlin13579 December 22, 2008
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Purpose

This is an alternate usage of the word purpose. It is often said by school pupils to describe something as being run of the mill or average.
Today was a purpose day at school.
That lesson was purpose.
by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009
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special purpose

noun. euphemistic term for genitalia, male or female.
Oh man, Jimmy got hit right in his special purpose!

Carol's grumpy today because she's bleeding out of her special purpose.
by Imalegna Jones October 14, 2009
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Life's Purpose

Life purpose is to break the impossible without realizing it.
by Skott October 15, 2004
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Re-purpose

To hoard, or refuse to part with something despite it being old/broken/in disrepair, found outside someone's house.
"Look at this coffee table I made out of stacked pallets and old thread spools I re-purposed! Isn't it funky?!"
"No, it looks like post-apocalyptic junk."
by mgg June 17, 2015
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