paranoid crybaby

A person that is insanely fearful of his or her surroundings and constantly whines over what they assume something bad will immediately happen to them caused by whatever they lay their eyes on.

You are such a paranoid crybaby. Why don't you just grow up and get over yourself??

by Archdruid1989 June 19, 2010

Internet Paranoid

One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"

Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."

by HoustonH December 12, 2010

ParanoidCoder

^ = true

by Anonymous February 23, 2003

Paranoid White Woman Syndrome

The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.

Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.

by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019

paranoid pete

often found in basingstoke havin a mellow cotch paranoid pete first acquired his name during his graffiti days. he is less paranoid nowadays although he stil smokes occassionally.he is known to squash beef and has killed many before now.often seen with sparky.

the worlds greatest
petefish
prang
para
noida
pete

by thei April 25, 2005

Paranoid

The way your burnt-ass friend acts every time you smoke weed.

Danny: Dude! I was smoking some OG with Ben the other night and he was being paranoid, that fool is so burnt!

Sam: Yea dude, Ben is always paranoid when he smokes. He did that to me last week, that asshole.

Danny: Yea, I'm never smoking with him again.

by DjDrastik17 August 3, 2011

Permantise

To make permanent

It's good to permantise people to their job's so that they feel more secure

by Erik Winter November 2, 2012