Get a perm

When someone is an absolute arsehole and you want to insult them in the worst possible way.

Mario pulled into my parking spot. I had my car indicator on, and was waiting patiently for the traffic to pass before i pulled in to the kerb. Just as i was about to drive forward, Mario came racing down the street in his dads red Alfa romao and pulled in front of me, only to steal my park. I jumped out of my drivers seat and ran over to his open window. He looked up at me with his greasy, curly, blond tipped, 80s craig maglochlin style mullet and i screamed at him, " Get a perm! ".

by Struben August 9, 2017

Worm with a perm

a term used to desribe the penis as tough the pubic hairs are a curly hair style know as a perm . worm refering to the cilinder shaped shaft .

tom - hey i showed the bitch my worm with a perm\
mike - did she drink its spit
tom - yeah

by GM123 September 7, 2012

Embed Perms Flex

A subliminal message used by homosexual men to openly ask for rough sex.

A: Embed Perms Flex
B: lmao

by LlamaIdaptionYodgibsy October 1, 2022

Image perms flex

A code word that gay men use in order to say "I wanna have rough sex". Commonly used on discord.

Person: *Image perms flex*
Person 2: HELL YEAH BAYBEE

by Trollge March 21, 2021

Lord Jesus Perm

A Straightening Perm that causes the ends of the hair follicles to gracefully swoop upward in a heavenly manner, similiar to the hairstyle depicted in pictures of "White Jesus".

1. "I'm bald headed but i used to have a Lord Jesus Perm" - E-40

by NorthernCalifoolya1988 September 3, 2010

soggy jewish perm

the act of wanking in the shower, then ejaculating into a mass of your own mothers pubic hair, but in doing so clogging the plug hole. afterwards, the cum-filled hair must be fished out using a bare hand, then the semen must be filtered from the hair using both hands. One may then choose to shower again, as flecks of solidified sperm may have become lodged in nooks or crannies

'im goin for a shower'
'wil u b indulgin in a soggy jewish perm'
'of course'

by a_nonymous November 5, 2006

supreme perm lord

Supreme Perm Lord (Also known as Supreme Ball bag) is known for being the ultimate land lord owner and an epic Fortnite gamer. The supreme ball bag got his name of supreme perm lord because he got the shaun the sheep looking gay perm on top of his head. scientist have confirmed that there is not much in his brain except for the gay flag as he only thinks about the men he will make love to that night. Supreme nut sack is expected to end up dead or locked up in prison for trying to touch little boys without consent (supreme nut sack also has no friends and spreads ligma to all the local folks).

Supreme Perm Lord suffers from balls and nootsack syndrome.

by ImmuneTo_Ligma December 30, 2022