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performant

Describes whether or not a system will perform under load.
Usage first appeared in magazine publishing industry.
Possibly made up by one of my system architects.
That VAX system was really slow until we overclocked it to 20MHz - then it became highly performant
by Kerry P July 24, 2008
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Victoria School of Performing and Visual Arts

Victoria School of The Performing and Visual Arts, as said by Aloona is a K-12 arts school located in dowtown Edmonton. Being apparently the only arts school in Edmonton, you'd think that it would have a bigger budget. But no. There are silverfish in the white porcelain waterfountains and the promise to relocate has been bouncing around for years. Besides the potential risk of asbestosis and the occasional library fire, Vic has proven to be a not so bad school.

Aloona, as a student at Vic was apparently forced to go there against her will. This could be noted in the resentful, bitter tone in her/his/it's definition. I am also a current student, but came on my own will and enjoying the place.

Vic is also known to carry one of the most vicious and stereotypical librarians out there. She is simply nown as "The Russian". She did not perish in the libary fire though to the dismay of many students.
First Time Student Goes To Water Fountain: AHHHHHH! What the fucK!?

Wiser Student With More Years At School: Do not drink from the porcelain fountains at Victoria School of Performing and Visual Arts.
by Sadie-Marie May 20, 2007
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Performification

1. The act of performifying a company by drastically improving it's understanding of how it's people are performing.

2.The state of being performified, normally by implementing Sonar6.

3. A made up word that has marketing-gibberish written all over it.
Topline growth was a result of the performification of the business.
by Sonar6 August 18, 2011
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Periorating

Verb
The time that you start your minstrel cycle to when it ends.
I'm periorating and need some snacks.
by sinspawn56 August 29, 2007
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Performance demo progam

An unendorsed post-WW2 era program by a major retailer which allows cyclists to demo products for a short amount of time, cost-free.
Rider 1: Dude, I signed up for the 24-hour race but they price gouged me so bad I don't have money for lights, looks like I'll be hauling my old NiteRider battery on a pull-behind Burley trailer.

Rider 2: Man, don't be stupid. Just go pick up a light under the Performance demo progam and bring it back when you are done.
by Rider 2 May 14, 2009
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performix

A MIX of sports supplements to maximize PERFORMANCE.
How’d you make those gains?

Man, thanks to Performix.
by SPORTSBRO February 6, 2019
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performative activism

Performative activism must be stop. You either for the struggles or against the struggles
by Sir. B July 30, 2021
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