the person who strolls across the street in front of your car like they have no place they need to be, often while on the phone
I know I can't legally run you over with my car but when you turn into a pedestridouche the voices in my head say it's OK.
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"After spending the afternoon drinking beers on a boat, Heather, Jessica and I had a peesome while floating in the lake."
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a : the act of going, walking, traveling, or what pedestrians perform on foot
b : of, relating to, or designed for walking as a pedestrian
Root word:
Latin pedestr-, pedester, literally, going on foot, from ped-, pes foot
First known use: 1716
b : of, relating to, or designed for walking as a pedestrian
Root word:
Latin pedestr-, pedester, literally, going on foot, from ped-, pes foot
First known use: 1716
Gerard yelled at his girlfriend as his flip flops slapped the sidewalk while he continued to pedestriate on the streets of downtown Richmont.
walk travel on feet
walk travel on feet
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Get the peesant mug.Pedestrianity is a sub relgious belief which main principle is a strong conviction that man is neither made for nor should travel in any other way than by the means of his own two feet.
The movement originated 2014 in Copenhagen, Denmark by a, at the time, 26 year old Jewish man by the name; Mikkel Troelst Kaarsbøl.
In Kaarsbøl's own writings he describes the very evening for when he has his revelation.
He was tricked into sharing a taxi with a unemployed blacksmith from his hometown, Hillerød.
In his writings Kaarsbøl describes how he, in the taxi, felt an "overwhelming discomfort by the thought of the economic expences he would suffer to the taxidriver." And how "the whole setting was planed for him to feel the worst kind of social discomfort that any other jew in the history of jews." Here he also dedicates 3 chapters to how disgustingly bad music the driver chose to play in the taxi.
But the defining moment for his revelation was when a divine intervention made him shit his pants in the taxi. He now knew, that for the rest of his life he would now only travel by foot - "as it was intended from since the dawn of jews" After the experience he founded the religion that now is known as Pedestrianity. It is estimated that Pedestrianity has roughly 24.000 religious followers around the globe.
The movement originated 2014 in Copenhagen, Denmark by a, at the time, 26 year old Jewish man by the name; Mikkel Troelst Kaarsbøl.
In Kaarsbøl's own writings he describes the very evening for when he has his revelation.
He was tricked into sharing a taxi with a unemployed blacksmith from his hometown, Hillerød.
In his writings Kaarsbøl describes how he, in the taxi, felt an "overwhelming discomfort by the thought of the economic expences he would suffer to the taxidriver." And how "the whole setting was planed for him to feel the worst kind of social discomfort that any other jew in the history of jews." Here he also dedicates 3 chapters to how disgustingly bad music the driver chose to play in the taxi.
But the defining moment for his revelation was when a divine intervention made him shit his pants in the taxi. He now knew, that for the rest of his life he would now only travel by foot - "as it was intended from since the dawn of jews" After the experience he founded the religion that now is known as Pedestrianity. It is estimated that Pedestrianity has roughly 24.000 religious followers around the globe.
He is a Pedestrian and a hardcore follower of the book prophet and founder of Pedestrianity, Mikkel Troest Kaarsbøl
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