male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out

Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.

by fishgaming July 30, 2024

pattern urself

pattern just means
fix up

Demi: "ben PATTERN URSELF"
Ben: "I don't speak Demi, can I get a translation"

by ert4345 September 13, 2021

Case Hardened Pattern 387

the best karambit skin

ohne: time to open a case (he never got Case Hardened Pattern 387)

by thegingerslaveowner May 14, 2025

Patternous

When the numbers for time and score in Rocket League follow a pattern

Paul: The score is 2-2 with 3:03 left.

Ron: That’s Patternous

by DaVinster81 February 1, 2023

Pattern Poster

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticable
Thepatternposter for example on Instagram

Pattern poster: the act of deligiently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo.

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.

by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019

Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

pattern recognition

How right wing extremists justify their hate towards minorities while claiming to use critical thinking

A (Nazi:) Who is a fraction of population but commits most of the crimes?
B: Men?
A: NOO IT'S BLACK PPL!
B: Bro that's jus racist
A: It's not racism, it's pattern recognition
B: Sure bro

by Sergio Mattarella June 2, 2024