male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out

Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.

by fishgaming July 30, 2024

pattern urself

pattern just means
fix up

Demi: "ben PATTERN URSELF"
Ben: "I don't speak Demi, can I get a translation"

by ert4345 September 13, 2021

Slant Pattern

Running from one set of swing sets to another in a slanted motion.

Slant pattern to the swings!

by John Matt June 19, 2003

weather patterning

Weather pattering When you destroy a woman sexually and cover her with your cum and urine

weather patterning a mill last night

by God dick January 19, 2022

Knitting Patterns

Free Kniting Patterns, Cardigan Patters, Sweater Patterns, Afghan Patterns.

Website about knitting models. Free knitting patterns and knitting tutorial.

by imknitting May 8, 2018

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

dark pattern

dark patterns is a thing made up by decepticons.

it's a dark pattern! We must call optimus!

by WhamBros November 30, 2023