lesbian at parties

A phenomenon that occurs only at parties, wherein the female revelers will begin acting in a homo-erotic manner to impress their male dates - however, when confronted with actual pussy, have no idea what they are doing, and no desire to find out.

Person One: "Omfg check out Emma...oh hawt."
Person Two: "It's a trap, she's straight."
Person One: "Then why is she kissing my date?"
Person Two: "Cuz she's bein' a cocktease...she caught Blink's eye a few weeks ago and when she got her alone, she freaked out. "
Person One: "Bummer, just a lesbian at parties."

by Soror August 28, 2006

Parting the brown sea

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.

Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!

by filthy pirate hooker December 8, 2010

Participoints

The points gained in a classroom setting by participating in the current activity

Person 1 "She only gave me 3 participoints in class"

Person 2 "Maybe you shouldn't have been caught texting"

by SHJ3894 January 25, 2009

partial mirth abortion

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.

A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011

Participation trophy

Everyone wins regardless of how fucking shit you are at it.

Timmy and his autistic soccer team got a participation trophy after they lost 14-0

by BruhSlav January 16, 2019

particle accelerator

A machine or device used to accelerate subatomic particles at extremely fast speeds using electric fields. It can even separate components of atoms!

kevin - Dude that was some serious crap you just proved.

jay - I dedicate my credit to the particle accelerator!

kevin - You mean you seriously jerked that neutron!?!?

jay - Yup. I'll teach you how to jerk. (if ya want)

by Twinkymobile October 25, 2009

shag particles

Particles that occur during friction between two people, during sexual activities. They cannot be seen by the naked eye but are present and can be felt.

When a man and a women are enaging in sexual beahviour, the shag particles occur.

by Lil chick! December 1, 2010