Pretty Person's Disease

Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by actual sympathy or empathy . Being pretty enough that others will do for you what you'd normally have to be responsible for.

Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease But Learns Dewey Decimal

by Grampa70 June 21, 2023

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National give your favorite person a hoodie day.

National give your favorite person a hoodie day is September 25th. It's fall, they're going to need it more than you. Don't be shy.

Girl: "Today is National give your favorite person a hoodie day."
Guy: "Here take my hoodie."

by PedroWilko September 24, 2019

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National Punch a tall person in the Dick day

November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.

Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”

by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021

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person of maori descent

A person of Maori descent is an ethnicity that is indigenous to Aotearoa (New Zealand).

Maori are also known as Tangata Whenua (people of the land)

Example for a person of Maori descent having a conversation...

Maori: Hey my Pakeha (european) bro, who was the first person to discover NZ?
Pakeha: Abel Tasman
Maori: True bro. So howcome he never set foot on Aotearoa?
Pakeha: (researches that Abel Tasmans ship was attacked at sea by Maori warriors when he got too close to Aotearoa) Ummmm.....

by Arihana The Great November 14, 2013

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