preemie

A baby born 6 weeks or more before its due date. From "premature".

It's very rare for the child of a first-time mother to be a preemie.

by TNT March 26, 2005

preemptive strike

Means an ATTACK, using information gleaned from a journey in a time machine that ascertained that THEY would have attacked US if we hadn't done it to THEM FIRST. A term of comfort, like gay and terrorist--shows the coiner (perpetrator of the Pstrike) in a GOOD light and the victim of the strike in a BAD light. An Americanism, like Neo-con for ISRAELI AGENT IN THE US GOVERNMENT.

Judge: You're charged with walking across the street and smacking this fellow in the teeth--how do you plead?

Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.

Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.

by Mouldoid April 15, 2007

chasing pavements

A fruitless search or mission, particularly relating to love and romance. Coined by singer-songwriter Adele, it referred originally to her running after a boyfriend with whom she had just fought, before realising she was 'chasing an empty pavement' as he was no longer there.

Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements?

by herringprincess February 20, 2009

Preemos

Top Quality Marijuana :)

Dude my buddy Brody has the bomb fucking preemos man..

by VivaLaVida October 20, 2008

pavement oyster

When one caughs up chest phlegm and deposits it on the ground, by way of spitting.

"Mind your step, there's a pavement oyster!"

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

Pateman

A male with incredibly hairy ears.

"Wow, have you see his ears! They're so hairy!"

"Oh yea, must be a Pateman."

by TackleBag September 29, 2008

preemptive revenge

To get revenge for something that you know that another is going to do to you.

Also known as: "Doing unto others before they do unto you", preemptive self-defense. While preemptive self-defense indicates one striking another do to a large threat from the other, preemptive revenge indicates striking another if they even think of doing something to you, no matter how large or small the threat is.

"I've heard that that guy who's always threating to beat you up is on crutches.."
"Really? Time for some preemptive revenge.."

by KonekoKeita February 19, 2008