projectile diarrhea

Much like projectile vomit. In most average cases shit comes flying out of one's ass at 5000 miles per hour and rips your ass cheecks off, therefore leaving you assless for the rest of your life, unless the ass fairy comes in and creates new ass cheecks out of chicken fat for you.

Daniel had projectile diarrhea once and now he has no fucking friends because he smells like shit, fo shizzel!

by MaikuKitton September 27, 2006

Sealy productions

What you call a gay sexual male (or female) who will probaly say this is fake and gay

this man gay, sealy productions type of gay

by Sealyhater August 19, 2019

projectile asshole tornado

When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.

His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Officially Stranded Productions

Officially Stranded Productions is an independent, Los Angeles based, production company that mostly films and releases short comedy sketches on popular comedy web sites. It has gained a cult following lately due to the growing popularity of it's web series Stranded in L.A.

The web series has been featured on many comedy sites including Funny or Die, Break, and College Humor.

Me: Who actually makes all those sketches for Stranded in L.A.?
My Friend: It's a local production company. Officially Stranded Productions.

by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013

Pretty Little Pony Protection

A fake computer program that is supposed to get rid of viruses on your laptop, but it actually a virus. Created by Jared of Friday Night Cranks

"Pretty Little Pony Protection! It's so fun to say!" says gay Brenden.

by Desirebros June 14, 2010

penile projectile

Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.

Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!

by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006

Caleb Protection Squad

The "Caleb Protection Squad" is a group chat for fans of "Caleb Finn". They are very wholesome and drama free. They have their own server on Caleb Finn's discord as well!

Have you heard of the Caleb Protection Squad?
Yea! They're a group chat for fans of Caleb Finn!

by lori_b_788 November 8, 2019