procrasturbation

When one takes great pleasure in the act of putting something off.

When I saw that she was reorganizing her sock drawer for the second time instead of calling her mother, I knew it was simple procrasturbation.

by chinesedentist January 19, 2012

Procrasturbation

Putting off masturbating for a later time, when it should be done now.

That man Joey teaches procrasturbation at school.

by Mustangboi January 29, 2018

procrasturbation

Masturbating instead of doing something more important that needs to be done.

instead of looking for a job, he often resorts to procrasturbation

by mojoPT November 07, 2009

Procrasturbation

To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.

Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"

2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"

3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"

by bhall998 June 25, 2014

procrasturbation

The act of masturbating in order to procrastinate.

John, not wanting to study maths, played some dwarf porn and masturbated for a while. It was a a classic case of procrasturbation.

by Zooch101 June 06, 2011

Procrasturbation

The act of chucking a wank in order to avoid doing work or study

Procrasturbation Example:

Dude 1: "Fuck dude, I haven't done any work all day!"
Dude 2: "Yeah me neither, I've been procrasturbating"
Dude 1: "Wtf is that?"
Dude 2: "It's when you masturbate to procrastinate"

by LFCAidan September 14, 2014

procrasturbate

to beat the meat nonstop over a specific interval of time, pause for a short while, then continue jerking violently, repeating the process as desired; although frequently time consuming, the on-off duty of manning the post often terminates in a forceful and messy yet satiating and pleasant explosion.

I usually follow the 5-minute on, 5-minute off rule for about an hour during my procrasturbation session, at the end of which I acquire the power of vertically projectile cumshots.

My girlfriend likes to help me procrasturbate after class. After about 45 minutes of this technique, I can always makes her flinch when I blow my rocks' load on her face, or even her chest!

by theking07 January 21, 2010