Pretendance

Signing into an online meeting in order to appear in attendance and engaged, when in fact you are doing other things.

Rick had perfect pretendance at the weekly sales meetings this month.

by jester66 March 5, 2013

Pretentious Douche

To be an asshole without actually knowing jack shit about your topic

Alex Stroube is the most pretentious douche I've ever met.

by SimplyShrimp February 3, 2015

Pretendonitis

A made up injury to get out of doing something

Jayce didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis

by Jzman111015 April 1, 2018

Pretentious Douchebag

A person obsessed with their sense of self worth. Characteristically they believe they are greater than other people and belittle others to gain status and feel powerful.
These people can almost never spell, drink too much, party with 'boiz' or are generally just stupid.

That Luke Sugars guy is a Pretentious Douchebag.

by Chuck13s March 18, 2011

Pretentious Bitch

An annoying, usually psuedo-intellectual, skank or artist who listens to alternative music genres and thinks she's better than everyone. In order to maintain whatever self-esteem she has, she criticizes everyone and everything she sees, but in a very passive aggressive way, as to avoid open conflict. If she does fall into a verbal conflict her only defense mechanism is to rattle off random bullshit that makes no sense. Because her target doesn't know wtf she's talking about, she feels she is above the whole thing.

I hate pretentious bitches.

by WHOknewHOZ April 4, 2011

pretensible

The ability to pretend to be sensible.

Alan managed to become pretensible after administering normalisation before going to work on Sunday afternoon.

by Alan Rodwee May 12, 2007

Prekend

Thursday after lunch through Friday afternoon by 3pm is considered the “Pre-Kend”; pre-weekend

“James wants the RSVP this week by the prekend”

by LaurenceOfPompei June 12, 2018