presidential scandal

When a man, prefferably in the presidential posistion, preforms an attrocity to the congreggation.

Zach, you must have known she was only 11! That's a presidential scandal.

by iangoeth August 26, 2005

Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.

Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

Presidential Douchebag

A president, presidential candidate or cabinet member who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.

Obama's lying and hypocrisy has reached such levels that he is now classified as a "Presidential Douchebag".

by TruthSayer2451 September 9, 2009

Presidential Hoopty

Air Force One.

Reverse useage is to refer to one's hoopty as Air Force One.

1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.

2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Presidential engineering

to ni**r rig something

i dont think i can fix it but i can "Presidential engineering" it

by kneemo March 11, 2011

Presidential Executive

The new title for Donald Trump, the leader (DrumpfenFührer) of the New Improved States of Trump, Inc.

He no longer "presides" over debates, etc., but rather rules by Executive Order, the way a businessman runs things.

Der DrumpfenFührer is no longer referred to as POTUS.

He is the Presidential Executive.

The States are no longer United. But they are New and Improved. (see bit.ly/2kVJIIe )

And we don't need to capitalize "Of The".

So now, what's the official abbreviation? Hmmmm, I wonder...

by Nikolai Peterson February 2, 2017

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015