Alabama poutine

A dish consisting of fresh French fries typically from McDonald’s with a slight drizzle of the consumer’s cum on 25-45% of the total dish.
“You would eat your own fries with cum on it?”
“Only the untouched part. It’s Alabama Poutine!”
by hotty-mcbody April 02, 2024
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Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them.
Hey Geoff, have you heard of Alabama Poutine?
.-Andrew Panton
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Alabama Poutine

Fries with Cum. Traditionally served as long nice fries poking out of a fry container, with a streak of cum across the side.

Simple and classic American delicacy.
Andrew: “you telling me you’ve never heard of Alabama Poutine?”
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Alabama Poutine

Alabama Poutine is a dish of french fries and cheese curds topped with cum
You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?
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Poutin’ Stoughton

A resting bitch face so bad it looks like you’re standing in the middle of a Dorney Park and you mistake a shit for a fart, it drips down your leg, and birds come to chow down.
What a day. I’ve been everyone the Poutin’ Stoughton since I woke up. Maybe I’ll brush my teeth this month.
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Poutine Fingering

A poutine fingering is when someone dips the fingers/fist in gravy a cheese and sticks it in there anus or female genitalia
Yo I gave myself a poutine fingering last night
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Get the sand out of your pussy” (stop complaining/being a bitch), but a softened version for Canadians
“Stop insulting Canadian treasure RJ Barrett, ey?”

“Dude, get the sand out of your poutine.”
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