poodet

When you take a perfect shit that splashes water on your butt hole and cleans it like a bidet.

"Babe, there's no more toilet paper left"
"Try to take a poodet honey"

OR

"Man I was running late to work but I had to stop to use the restroom before I shit myself. Luckily it was a quick poodet and I made it to work on time."

by HungryGarbage November 21, 2013

poofect

Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.

I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.

by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

pooberty

When puberty is bigger than life. When it's so hard that you can't stand your own mood. It included hunger pains, growing pains, sass and whining. You think it just might go on forever and so it's extending out the vowels and consonants for this word. POO-ber-dee Could also be a moment where nobody can understand you and what you are going through. Parents just don't get it.

Nate doesn't want to do his homework and is throwing himself on the floor and saying he's hangry and he can't deal with his family. Although he just finished dinner. They just don't understand him and what he's going through.

His mother says, "Nate has a bad case of pooberty today doesn't he?"

by Ruby Z January 24, 2020

pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)

Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!

by your local anime girl November 9, 2020

poodeepee

Pewdiepie, just more poo and pee.

"Who are u watching?"
"poodeepee"

by DexTheCreator March 18, 2021

POOGERS

Poo + Boogers + Poggers = Poogers.
Basically means poggers except it's better.

Poogers!

by FUCK YOU CUNTS! April 7, 2021

Chewy Pooey

When you chew a nice lip of dip and you proceed to spit it into your partner’s anus, after which they project said dip back into your mouth, via fart. This is an infinite cycle.

I need to brush my teeth as soon as i get finished with this chewy pooey.

by Caleb watches anime June 26, 2019