(noun)- men or women who like to run with really long poles, cram them into holes, grip and rip their way to nosebleed heights, only to come back down to earth while wearing the skimpiest shorts ever. Theese people tend to be the hottest in the world.
Did you see that guy just pole vault? He beat the record and jumped 15 feet.
Damn that pole vauter is sexyyyyy!
A pole vaulters life is about getting high....vertically.
Damn that pole vauter is sexyyyyy!
A pole vaulters life is about getting high....vertically.
by awesomeninja22 August 2, 2009
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You know how my nigga was talking about putting his hat in his shirt and rockin his own style, well this pole jocking ass nigga Timmy came to school doing the same shit.
by Jack"Fly-Boy Ace" Boykings December 9, 2007
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by call me joe January 21, 2003
Get the pole dancing mug.A user of internet message boards who is desperate for a homosexual encounter but scared by his feelings and urges so takes to latching onto one or two posters and following them around abusing them for his own sexual pleasure.
Comes from the 'action' given to his 'pole' whilst typing away with the other hand.
Comes from the 'action' given to his 'pole' whilst typing away with the other hand.
His wife thought he was completely straight, but night after night Darren was on the internet as pole action
by PhilBrown June 23, 2007
Get the pole action mug.a pipe coming vertically out of the ground. usually as a barrier between automobiles and the side of a building, etc. but said pipe has been carelessly backed into, leaving it at or near a 45 degree angle, rendering it skatable.
by viciousk March 11, 2009
Get the pole jam mug.One who is annoying and in total ignorance of it. Similar to douchebag but not as mean spirited.
Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.
Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.
Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.
Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.
"The guy was at the driving range talking on his speakerphone while hitting his bucket of balls. What a pole strap!."
"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"
"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."
"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"
"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."
by pillboxhat June 2, 2010
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