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plant seeds in the dirt

Engaging in bareback anal sex and reaching orgasm.
John: Hey man, how was that chick you picked up at the club last night?

Pete: She was awesome, she was ridin' me hard and condom broke, but I hadn't cum yet, so she let me plant seeds in the dirt.
by stripperfan81 May 6, 2011
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Plant Fetish

Hooking up with or being obsessed with plants, especially late at night.
We all make fun of Natalia because of her plant fetish.
by hullllow! June 16, 2011
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Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)
Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)
by Tease;) December 22, 2010
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plant barbs

plant in the corner of the living room. currently on slimfast diet, dirty stop-out with children.
plant barbs forgot her key again.
by fliss1988 October 14, 2011
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Plant II Instruction Manual

A detailed instruction and guide for various operations at Plant II. Its intent is to apply LEAN manufacturing concepts and initiatives. While never used, this document consumed hundreds of hours of preparation time. It's true benefit to cost ratio still remains unknown.
"Hey Aaron, let's go to Plant II and see how things are going with the Plant II instruction manual." "Sounds good Carl, but before we go check that out let's go get some breakfast at McDonald's and see who we can catch cheating on their 10 minute break by going to the gas station for coffee."
by Digital Dan September 11, 2012
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Plant the bluegills in the garden

Verb. Hide or conceal evidence or contraband somewhere.
The PoPo comin at us! Plant the bluegills in the garden then let's lay low for a while!
by Terry Bad Ice March 30, 2017
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Plant sitter

A term used to describe someone who continually bails on their friends, often using terrible excuses and ignoring text messages.
I guess she isn't going to the movies with us. She is such a plant sitter.
by Allie Burper August 10, 2017
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