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Plan B

when you move too quickly from 69 to reverse cowgirl and Jaquizz inside of her.
by bloodhoundUI October 1, 2010
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Plan Z

An average slut that wants you and is the Absolute last option
Man there are no sluts, i think i might goto "Plan Z" shes easy as.
by Drew-shindog April 14, 2006
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Plan A

The act of chatting to a hot girl at a bar. In most cirumstances the act will involve asking the girl for oral sex.

Once Plan A fails it is customary to follow up with plans B,C,D and often ending with Plan E. All taking place at the bar or on the dancefloor.
Prangers : See that girl over there?
Buzzup : Boosted! 85!
Prangers : Lets Go Plan A
by Sanch May 8, 2004
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plan-ative

* When he died, he was found with a list of items to be done when he passes. He was a very plan-ative person.
by Vincent Ingalls November 16, 2007
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Plan When To Post

Timing/postponing an udate on a social network in such a way that one will maximize exposure to it, and as such maximize responses to it. In other words, when one gets an idea for a funny/interesting/deep facebook status one must make sure that one posts it at a time when most people are bored at home and likely to see it and comment on or like it. It is also important to be sure that this update does not coincide with another significant event (major sporting/political/popular culture events) because then one's post will be lost in the multidude of mundane and banal posts reporting the outcome of the significant event.
1.
Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"

Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."

Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."

2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"

Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."

Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"
by Giant Ginger Medicine Man June 26, 2012
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Plan X

When out of options, it's best to just give up and admit defeat.
Doug: Quick, Skeeter, Plan X.
Skeeter: Plan X?
Doug: Give her the wizzer.
by DecaTreize1213 September 19, 2016
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plan TDM

A common phrase used by Pewdiepie supporters to try and get the youtuber DanTDM to promote Pewdiepie in the epic race against T-Series.
Russ: Hey man are you doing Plan TDM?

Jay: I sure am, already left my comment and liked others.

Russ: You did your part!
by mmeep123 March 26, 2019
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