ass pudding

The next morning after anal sex, a mixture of semen and feces are found in your toilet bowl.

I fucked Linda real good last night, but she left a nice pile of ass pudding in my john.

by Garserdt March 30, 2010

Penis Pudding

Created by masturbating or having sex.

"Sperm is just a slang word for Penis Pudding"

by Erection Joe December 10, 2006

pudding butt

A large sloppy ass that resembles the texture of pudding.

Miss Jones got that gigantic pudding butt.

by penis nose April 30, 2008

Puddin' Pops Johnson

1. Grandson of the Delta Blues singers.
2. Innovator, all-around gentleman and connoisseur of fine food, womans and wine.

Also see The Mayor of Shelby Township

Ladies, ladies, ladies... keep your panties on, Puddin' Pops Johnson has just arrived!

by Classic Dong January 16, 2011

Pudding Stain

/po͝odiNG stān/

A visible colored patch of Doo Doo found on the back of the girl in the miniskirt with bad taste.

Colloquial Usage: One will refer to something as "pudding stain" when it is unappealing or unsavory.

1. "This class is pudding stain."

2. "My grandma cooked some pudding stain for me."

by Reggie Wayne September 5, 2012

pudding brain

Pudding Brain is the state that one gets into around Christmas time in the office. This implies that you are preparing for Christmas holidays and in no state to complete any actual work.

Pudding Brain can carry over at any time of year and can be used when you are in no frame of mind to be useful within your place of employment, usually on a Friday afternoon.

For example, "today I have pudding brain" which essentially translates to "I won't be doing anything helpful today because I am lazy."

by RsaHJSDFJKSDRHW April 21, 2017

Puddin' Parfait

When you're fucking a girl from behind and pull out, only to notice you've got a Little Bit of Cosby on your dick

Dude last night Julie let me try anal and we made Puddin' Parfait

by Hero_ofthenight March 6, 2018