When a cellphone or device of similarity protrudes out of your pants (usually tight jeans) and can be mistaken as an erect or semi-erect penis.
by magikarpusedsplash May 25, 2011
by Brady1985 January 12, 2021
noun, a vehicle that is captained by an inattenive driver, who is like engrossed in texting or some dramatic phone conversation. They fail to respond to green lights, drift into your lane on the expressway, and putter in the left-hand lane of the interstate.
by mathsadist June 30, 2017
Check out that guy's phoner.
by Twex June 23, 2015
by Anynonomoud September 23, 2014
an erection that is caused from the various vibration patterns of a cell phone alert in ones pocket, this can also occur with women, it is simply called a lady phoner.
Friend 1 :Dude let's go we have been sitting here for hours.
Friend 2: I can't get up yet, my girlfriend keeps texting me and it gave me a raging phoner. Just go without me.
Friend 1: Just tuck it in, we are going to miss the movie, turn your phone on silent!
Friend 2: I can't get up yet, my girlfriend keeps texting me and it gave me a raging phoner. Just go without me.
Friend 1: Just tuck it in, we are going to miss the movie, turn your phone on silent!
by Silhouette951 November 14, 2013
an erection that occurs when an individual fantasizes about having a cool smart phone because in reality, their current phone is totally lame. Can sometimes result in orgasm.
Susan: Well Alan asked me to google the nearest car wash on my droid and next thing you know, im stuck to the wall and soaking wet :/
Agatha: I am sorry friend, sounds like a total phoner.
Agatha: I am sorry friend, sounds like a total phoner.
by pops5678 July 06, 2011