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Penny is the most fun, kind, sweet, handsome man alive. He’s a little oblivious sometimes but that and any other flaw he has is worth it. Everyone who knows Penny knows that he’s the best; he’s the best friend, the best boyfriend, etc.. and overall the best person ever. Anyone would be lucky to date him, considering how he gives you butterflies and makes you so happy without any effort. If you know a Penny, never leave him or let him down, you’ll seriously regret it.
1. “What a great guy, his name must be Penny”

2. “Wow, she’s dating Penny?”
“What a lucky girl.”
Penny by penfan19875 April 16, 2024
Absolutely perfection. Smart, funny, witty and a goddam sexy whore. She'll fulfill your every desire from gourmet meals, doing all the house chores and kinky weird shit in the bedroom. 5 out of 5. Highly recommend.
That Penny of mine’s a goddam Penny. Damn she's fine
Penny by KynanFFS May 11, 2024
Her real name is Penelope, but she’ll never tell you. So pretty and really good at makeup. She has a cringe relationship but apparently she doesn’t mind. One of the most funny and caring people on Earth, I hope we’ll never grow apart!
Penny’s farts stink
Penny by Bigback1211 May 20, 2024
swapping the first letter of a persons name with the letter p, to reference them in a porn film
penny by skillfuly_leroy212 December 27, 2025

Penny Rubbing 

1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.

2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.

- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.
Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.

As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.
Penny Rubbing by Rob....? Later. October 19, 2011

penny social 

snack food made of mackerel or sardines...similar to tuna salad...with vinegar added.
In the early days of the South, black people would sell this item, which was served on a cracker, for one cent each at certain functions or gatherings, hence the name "penny socials"
Grandma made penny socials for our picnic
penny social by stike a poser August 11, 2004