Pedro

Your best friend, a floating British banana that will always know how to help you when you're murdering countless goons after being kidnapped by a gun smuggler that ships out human meat to hide his illicit firearms.

Hey, it's me, Pedro. Your friend.

by CuppyNigga July 1, 2019

Pedrofile

Someone who dresses fresh and dances exclusively for LG's and Sebastian Sadan. Can also be used to describe someone who is "camera shy."

Guy 1: "Who's that guy flirting with Seb?"

Guy 2: "Just another Pedrofile."

Guy 1: "Oh, that explains why he has such a huge boner for Seb."

by Codyodyo January 15, 2011

Parrot Bay

An alcoholic drink Captain Morgan's PArrot Bay. Has got to be one of the best drinks on the planet

Damn those people must have a date with the Captain tonight.

by EA April 25, 2005

Pedro

A pedro has a very good personality and is very cute

You are lucky to have Pedro

by Miranda Kirby April 7, 2019

Pedro's Army

Pedro's Army is a group of people who met on Tumblr after reading a Starship fanfiction named Learning to Dance. Members of Pedro's Army are often seen hanging out on their TinyChat and talking about LTD.

'hey, did you read Karri's new chapter?'

'OHMYGOD, MY TEARS!'

'Are you coming to the Pedro's Army Tinychat?'

'I'LL BE THERE JUST AS SOON AS I'VE FINISHED CRYING OVER THIS CHAPTER!'

by blargoblargoblargo December 27, 2011

Dead Parrot Defense

When a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.

Tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated sex scenes

by ArfNarfBarf August 5, 2010

Pedro Pascal

The daddiest of the daddy's a fine man

Hey look over there he so pedro pascal

by KIKIDOULOVEMWAH March 17, 2023