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Pathetic Beta Male

Only hecking retards that play Fortnite can be called this derogatory term.
Pewdiepie: What do you think I am? Some kind of Pathetic beta Male?
by I Shagged Yer Mum June 2, 2018
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pathetic rebound fuck

A person (guy or girl) who immediately starts dating someone who just out of a serious relationship. This person is usually there on the 'rebound' to fill the void left by the previous significant other.
Liz just broke up with her boyfriend of three years and now Jeff's dating her. He's a pathetic rebound fuck.
by IWasSayingBoourns October 18, 2007
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Pathetic Victory

When you work very hard to accomplish something difficult, in an attempt to impress or win back your crush or ex-girlfriend. However, they are genuinely happy for you, but it does not increase the chance of them considering you for a relationship.
Guy: I told her about my promotion, she was happy for me and said 'good for you!'. Little did she know that I worked for promotion just to impress her, so this was a pathetic victory.
by ClearAsJamal July 21, 2019
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pathetic soggy bread man

morpheus from neil gaiman's The Sandman comic and show. take the 2013 tumblr sexyman and the 2022 pathetic little meow meow and mix them together in a blender and this is what you get. soggy bread with a bad haircut. he is pathetic. he gets bitches and loses them instantly. he has the aura and persona of wet soggy bread. his ego is bigger than his entire realm, and it gets crushed as easily as a chickpea. his pride caused him to imprison his girlfriend into the depths of hell for 10,000 years because he was angy that she didn't want to marry him. he should be to turned into butter and spread on a piece of toast. he is a piece of pathetic soggy bread.
omg it's morpheus from the sandman!
ikr he's such a pathetic soggy bread man
by potaytose November 17, 2022
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Pathetic man

A pathetic loser who needs validation from people half his age. All he does is complain about nothing. He blames everything but himself for being shit at games. Like is he autistic? Because he can't read a room for shit
He can't tell when someone doesn't wanna talk to him. One word answers doesn't mean tell that person your life story. News flash idiot, no one fucking cares. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer because he's a narcissist who thinks everything revolves around him. No one fucking likes you, you ruin people's day by just existing. I wake up and think, "oh he's a person" and my day is already fucked. He thinks he's all cute and quirky with the way he speaks and types but its just fucking creepy. I bet if he took the BDSM test he'd say strongly agree for age play. He'll like someone just for their looks when they look like a kid.
by Paewj September 26, 2022
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Pathetic Hoe

A female who knows the guy she's messing with has a girlfriend, wife or family and knows she doesn't come first and will sit there silently while he is on the phone with his girlfriend /wife
He is talking to his girlfriend on the phone telling his girlfriend he loves her while that bitch sits there is sucking his dick not knows to be quiet and knows not to say a word because his girlfriend is #1

"WHAT A PATHETIC HOE"
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Pathetic Fallacy

pathetic fallacy

The attribution of human emotions or characteristics to inanimate objects or to nature.

The phrase was coined by the English critic John Ruskin in Modern Painters (1843–60), to describe the ascription of human feelings to the outside world.
Examples of pathetic fallacy

When Lee leaves the clouds in the sky weep with my eyes....

The sun smiles everytime I see Lee's face....
by dobby101 October 9, 2006
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