eyes like pissholes in the snow

very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover

Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

by Light Joker November 16, 2006

retarded fucking assholes

complete fucking douchebags

see words guitar.com and misc etc.

misc tards are dumber than a fat retard playin in his own shit

by I AM GHANDI April 19, 2004

a barrel full of smashed assholes

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes

by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005

Sudden Stopping Assholes

When you are walking down the street/store aisle and the person immediately in front of you suddenly stops and you step on their heels and/or trip over them.

Tom: I was walking down the street the other day and the idiot in front of me suddenly stopped and i tripped over him!

Bob: You should watch out for Sudden Stopping Assholes.

by chicken&fish June 18, 2009

hat full of assholes

unattractive, ugly, a site as bad as a hat full of assholes.

' that gronk you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of assholes '

by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

pissholes in the snow

when your eyes are sunken in after a night of drinking and no sleep.

Michael came into work this morning and his eyes looked like two pissholes in the snow.

by Deborah Spicer July 6, 2006

can of crushed assholes

to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.

by CCK March 8, 2005