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Tab Paranoia

The feeling you get when you switch or close an internet browser tab on a computer for a perfectly normal reason the moment another person walks by in view of the monitor. Typically inherited from repeated cases of having an individual ask "what were you looking at?"
My mom walked into my room the instant I closed Internet Explorer. I was only closing my Steam account, but I bet she thought I was browsing porn. It's probably just my Tab Paranoia.
by Gohound October 10, 2012
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Father Paranoia

Synonymous with "Disciple of Vapour", taken to the next level of being almost 30 years old. Being a 'Father Paranoia' is basically shedding your quarter life crisis for your mid-life crisis.
Friend 1:"I use to be 'Disciple of Vapour'...but that name sucks, I'm gonna be 'Father Paranoia' now."
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"
by The Real Dillon November 1, 2022
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Gamer Paranoia

Gamer Paranoia is a condition that occurs due to gaming behind one's parents back. Not limited to gaming, most activities on a computer done on a computer while watching for authority figures can cause it. Symptoms include constant glancing at the door, and heightened auditory perception. Treatment is usually done by removing the patient from the environment causing the condition.
From years of alt-tab gaming, I got gamer paranoia syndrome
by 322997am May 10, 2020
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connection paranoia

the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.
"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."

"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."
by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014
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PARANOiA Hades

The last remix of the PARANOiAs made by "aTYPE-300" (NAOKI). Possibly the hardest PARANOiA ever made. It runs at 300 BPM and it slows down to 100 BPM. The oni (challenge) stepchart consists of A LOT of turns and some double-stepping, all of witch it must be done at 300 BPM. The slow-down is also hard because the player must step on arrows at 32th beats, making it hard to read. It also contains a section of 12th notes in witch the player must also do turns and crossovers.
I don't know witch turns and crossovers are more annoying, PARANOIA SURVIVOR MAX's or PARANOiA Hades?
by GreenWarrior February 29, 2008
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ghost paranoia

A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. A person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.
Duder 1: "No for real. I came home one day and my beagle was on top of that fucking ledge. Way up there. I mean, how did he get up there? He can't jump that high."

Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."

Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"

Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
by westfalia January 26, 2010
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Airplane Paranoia

When you get on an airplane and you think that anyone wearing a turban or a veil over their face is a terrorist. Which results in you being scared the entire flight and trying to avoid going near them. The effect usually wears off once you exit the plan.
Paul: When I was going to Florida I went through airplane paranoia when I saw this dude in a turban!

His Muslim Friend: ******* racist.
by ViscachaInfluenza August 28, 2012
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