Pakistani mudslide

The act of taking a lot of laxities then shitting yourself then rubbing it on someone then they lick it clean off

I gave this guy at the bar the biggest Pakistani mudslide ever

by I am tuff June 8, 2025

Pakistani Reservoir

when someone urinates in the tub while still in it

Mark was still so drunk this morning, he made a Pakistani reservoir in our bathroom.

by Special name April 4, 2021

Pakistani Polevault

When a man uses his erect penis to launch himself high into the air. This maneuver is the leading cause of Peyronie's disease in the Eastern hemisphere.

Wow Jugdesh, I can't believe you were able to launch yourself over that fence with a Pakistani Polevault!

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024

pakistani washed

just like whitewashed but instead ur pakistaniwashed

my family is pakistani washed tho we ain’t pakistani lol

by moonieismycat January 9, 2022

Pakistani Echo-locator

One individual is blindfolded in the middle of a room, whilst atleast two other individuals stand in designated areas, facing away from the nearest wall.

Each individual takes turns farting against the wall, and allowing the sound to bounce off of the wall.

The aim of the individual in the middle is to find all of the other individuals, and sniff their asshole.

Man, that game of Pakistani Echo-Locator was so fun last night! We should do it again tomorrow!

by ruugard July 22, 2025

Pakistani Middleman

When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand

Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?

by commadore mike July 30, 2023

Pakistani Handshake

The undeniable stench of body odor that is so strong you can smell the offense as the person walks up to you. This replaces the common and traditional greeting used such as clasping hands to convey a welcome and friendly introduction.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.

Whoa, that guys stinks!
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake

by hexacat October 25, 2023