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Special Finger Painter

A person who paints works of art with their own crap usually a swastika and or someone who is mentally deficeint
"dude who is the special finger painter who made his masterpiece in the stall?"
by PlanesWalker October 28, 2012
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The Painter's Hold

A sexual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon ejaculation, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. Then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. During this time, the woman licks his semen AKA "paint" off of the walls and ceiling.
"Man, Joey, I was with Felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter's hold! It was the best time ever!"
by turbosmoothie June 23, 2018
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Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
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Painters high

Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"
I love getting that painters high as soon as I start painting"
by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014
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toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions
"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"
by HalluxFatuus August 6, 2024
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Pretty-Girl-Painter

A moderately attractive young woman who posts her art on Instagram through reels, usually showing her pretty looks off to the camera for more views.

Most of her viewership and likes come from people who want to gawk at her, not her subpar artwork.

(Keep in mind that there are many talented painters who are attractive young women, this just defines the ones who blatantly paint subpar art and show themselves off on a camera for likes and views)
Person 1 : “Check this artist out on Instagram reels, she’s very pretty”

Person 2 : “Must be a Pretty-Girl-Painter, she looks nice but her artwork is pretty bland and amateurish
by Rokit761 December 30, 2024
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Painter

A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.
Sorry I took so long, I had to clean up after the painter.
by Buster Scrapings April 29, 2022
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