Own It

When you walk into a bathroom after someone has just taken a terrible shit and it smells completely disgusting. You now "Own it". That smell belongs to you even though you didn't produce it. If someone sees you leaving the bathroom they are going to assume you did it. It's not even worth explaining, just except the fact that it now belongs to you.

I went to the bathroom at work this morning after someone had just taken a horrible shit. In leaving I passed a co-worker who naturally thought I produced that smell. But now he is going to "Own it".

The same rule applies when plunging out someone else's "Log Jam" - some asshole who plugged up the toilet just before you walked in. You now own that one too!

by S. S. D. November 2, 2009

OWN Network

A channel owned my Oprah Winfrey it's acronym stands for Oprah Winfrey Network.

I am going to watch Why Not on the OWN Network channel.

by Mrs Gadzoomoheimer April 3, 2011

Own goal

A careless act of breaking wind, where the culprit is trapped by location or circumstance and is forced to suffer the scent of their own flatulence in unhappy solitude. Possible locations include an elevator, an office cubicle, or a sleeping bag.

Adam had just sat down to watch Suits when an abdominal rumble rippled through his digestive system. He leaned back and released a mighty cloud, which went on to punish his olfactory receptors mercilessly. "Fuck," thought Adam, "That was an own goal."

by TheACM September 5, 2015

own goal

n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.

shot an own goal there didn't cha?

by Paul January 4, 2004

Own ass lover

A term that means a person who is totally and absolutly selfish and if you can't make it in life that just tough for you. It's not skin off there nose.

He's an own ass lover.

by Judge dredd7 May 27, 2011

Own It Up

1) To do exceedingly well at something.
2) To defeat someone or something impressively, particularly in a casual, yet brutal way - i.e routing all challengers and opposition.
3) Lapping up applause - especially after performing a difficult/impossible feat.

Also: Own Up, Owning It Up, Owned It Up, Owns it Up... Etc

"Wow, he was literally just Owning It Up back there, those noobs didn't know what hit them."

"Just give me a sec, I just need to go back and Own It Up for a while, bbl bbz."

"He/She just Owns It Up like a pro - I've never seen anything like it. "

by Sarelzayeth November 27, 2012

Own your C

The strangest series of commercials in the world, that accomplish nothing more than making viewing think "wtf?"

Own your C has one commercial featuring someone dressed up as some sort of woodland creature leading school children in a dance, that's it, and then it ends.

by Mugs! December 21, 2008