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Equal Opportunity Offender

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.
"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."
by SWEDL January 19, 2008
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Flex offender

Definition: A flex offender is a person who has committed a flexual crime. Flex offenders can be classified as someone wearing to much overpriced clothing, or flaunting their bodies around to much. If you see a flex offender or suspect someone of flex offending don't hesitate to call someone.
Example: Johnny looks like a straight flex offender with all that Supreme gear
by Nateg123 November 27, 2017
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text offender

someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted.
i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender
by fruitermelon October 24, 2008
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yes offence

The more common phrase, "no offence" is used when you don't want to offend them. But if you are purposely wanting to offend them you say, "yes offence."
Your kind of being cranky today, yes offence.
by Shayker26 March 13, 2011
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sex offender shuffle

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
by sethmad October 1, 2020
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Registered sex offender

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"
by Enter Username Here June 3, 2015
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Offended

The WORST Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Ever. Period. End of discussion.
Dude, I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica last night and saw the Offended page. I don't think I can eat ever again...
by Danny-V October 9, 2008
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