Octopus

It's an ocean fish with eight arms.

Look Dave! It's an octopus

by Redoct878 December 28, 2019

drop the octopus

To give bad news.

"I got a C in math, how do you think I should drop the octopus to my parents?"

by miyomiyo May 8, 2009

Octopussoir

The Name of a fetish circling around women having any type of tentacle appendage in, around, and/or as their female reproductive organ.

Did you see Princess Clara, her Octopussoir was really making a scene when she approached that sweet respectable gentleman of humble origins.

by Hentai Scholar December 24, 2012

octopus sucking

When one is giving a hickey and sucks extremely hard as if being an octopus' sucker.

"Could you stop octopus sucking?? It hurts!!"

by trey_26 August 17, 2014

Octopus

Someone who is a coward or pussy to an extreme degree (i.e. a pussy to the exponential power of 8)

"Eek! A ladybug just landed on me!!"
"Dude, seriously? You're such an octopus."

by Patsywatsy May 13, 2016

Dalmation Octopus

A Dalmatian Octopus is when you put Craig Ferguson's face in between the large breasts of a woman with chest hair. The Hair should be long enough, to resemble the tentacles of an octopus. If not, and the woman just has stubble, this is referred to as dalmatian calamari. The hair from the lady's chest then rubs and sticks to your face. Leaving you with Dalmation Octopus beard.

A:Woah! Did you see that lady Dalmation Octopus Craig Ferguson in Intercourse, Pennsylvania?

B: Yeah man! And Geoff Peterson totally was hit with that Dalmation Calamari from that Amish lady!
C: Ass Mode!

by DalmationOctopus October 11, 2011

Octopus sex

1) (adjective) usually done in a shower or pool. Consists of the male wrapping his muscles around the female and inserting his penis as far as it may go. He then thrusts, while rubbing his body on the female causing a suction noise. Using all his appendages to insert in any hole on the female he continues this while tongue kissing the female, forcing his tongue as far as it may go. Upon orgasm the two countinue to caress each other's body.

John and Kellie had passionate octopus sex while in the shower explaining the suction noises that were heard.

by Adam343 February 8, 2014