Stating the Obvious

When you point out concepts that only retarded people don't have the ability to grasp, or foolishly don't want to..

Person 1: Omg, why are you so butt-ugly???
Person 2: My parents.
Person 1: thanks for stating the obvious.

by OlgaPatacky March 8, 2012

Thank you, Caption Obvious

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014

No shit captain obvious

A combination of the phrase “No shit Sherlock” (reply to a person stating the obvious) and the title “Captain obvious” (title given to a person stating the obvious).

p.o.v: Person explains the term “No shit captain obvious”
response: “No shit captain obvious”

by Frameton December 24, 2021

master of the obvious

An individual who constantly repeats previously stated information, thus subtracting value from the original statement.

Chris Rock's companion in the movie pootie-tang, during the scene where Chris Rock is conveying how ridiculously exclusive Biggy Shorty's parties are is a good example of master of the obvious.

by Mac Barber September 2, 2003

Obvious

(lat: "Ob vio": in front of eyes")

A situation so clearly, that you can see it in front of your eyes.

- Oh, my god, that guy is wearing a long night dress!
Is he gay, or something?...
- Well, d'oh! It's so OBVIOUS...

by Ramånen September 10, 2011

catherine obvious

basically Captain Obvious but what Tori from victorious thought the name actually was

Jade: it’s so hot

Tori: thank you... Catherine Obvious

by FinnBalor_81 November 10, 2019

captain obvious

that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone.

common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'

captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday

person: thanks for that captain obvious

captain obvious: thats ok

person: you dense mother fucker

by cottnsoft April 10, 2013