omlette

to bust a load in a girls ear and then to fold the ear over in an omlette like fashion!!

After we were done humping, she said she was hungry so i mabe that bitch an omlette

by Matt November 12, 2003

OMLJ

Oh my lesbian jesus

#1-Did u see Hayley Kiyoko's new pic? OMLJ
#2-Yes.My lesbian jesus strikes again

by -Lovatic- August 4, 2018

nig omlet

Nig omlet refers to a black, amish child.

Have you ever seen a nig omlet?!

Are there any nig omlets?

I just saw a nig omlet in a buggy!

by Shneven December 29, 2011

Sperm and egg omlete

A crude name for a baby. See also hump dumpling

Mary and Bob have there first sperm and egg omlete on the way, she's due in June.

by Special K - NH February 4, 2010

OMLP

acronym which stands for Oh My Lordy Potato, an expression popularized by Stephen Fry on his July 13, 2009 TwitVid. originally used as an expression of bemusement, it can also be a synonym for OMG and similar online exclamations.

OMLP, that's a very lovely video!

by jeunefille July 19, 2009

chin omlette

The act of ejaculating on a partners face.

She gave him head and he gave her a chin omlette

by Dutchman March 7, 2003

Portuguese Omlet

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.

Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet

by Mistahtom September 6, 2005