by Dr. Evil September 21, 2004
Get the office bicycle mug.Noun: A person who holds a job for no apparent reason. Generally lacking qualifications, the individual adds no value, performs no real work, displays no motivation and seems to have only one real skill - persistently occupying office space, an official entry in Human Resource's employee database, removing oxygen from the air and producing carbon dioxide.
Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.
Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.
See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.
Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.
Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.
See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.
"I've worked here for 6 months and I haven't see John do anything." Yea, he's the boss' son, a real Office Squatter.
Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.
Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.
by Deconblu August 22, 2010
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A symptom exclusive to males in a workplace charged with high levels of testosterone. Essentially whatever few women present in the workplace become objects of fancy regardless of personality, beauty or behaviour.
In extreme cases, the male formulates reasons or excuses in his own mind pointing to 'proof' that said female actually fancies him.
This disorder is especially pertinent in workplaces with over a 70% presence of males.
In extreme cases, the male formulates reasons or excuses in his own mind pointing to 'proof' that said female actually fancies him.
This disorder is especially pertinent in workplaces with over a 70% presence of males.
Male Banker #1: I quite fancy Jenna, you know. Think she was checking me out from across the desk.
Male Banker #2: Mate, she was checking the time on the office clock right next to you. You need to get away from your work more often, you're beginning to develop Office Girl Syndrome.
Male Banker #2: Mate, she was checking the time on the office clock right next to you. You need to get away from your work more often, you're beginning to develop Office Girl Syndrome.
by larsonnist November 11, 2012
Get the Office Girl Syndrome mug.Earl is like a minor antagonist at the beginning of the movie, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, but soon becomes one the main characters. He is very athletic and overprotective and takes his job as an officer of the law very seriously and with pride. He is very proud of his masculinity and enjoys being as manly as possible and dislikes the thought of actually showing tears (he once even sucked a tear back into his eye purposely). He can get a bit paranoid and over-the-top sometimes with a raspy kind of voice and temper, however is also a very caring and loving family man who loves his wife and son very much and is willing to do anything for them. He also cares a lot about the safety of the people of Swallow Falls and even helped organise and evacuation during the "Food Hurricane" the FLDSMDFR has created.
He also is a new meme where he runs like a machine so he can clap those cheeks.
He also is a new meme where he runs like a machine so he can clap those cheeks.
Flint: *Attaches aligator clips*
Officer Earl: FLINT LOCKWOOD!
Flint: Uh! Just a second, I'm in the middle of aAAAA-
Officer Earl: FLINT LOCKWOOD!
Flint: Uh! Just a second, I'm in the middle of aAAAA-
by xxxman360 April 19, 2019
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Old Tony he's getting the girlfriend experience from Karma
That dude paid at the office
Old Tony he's getting the girlfriend experience from Karma
That dude paid at the office
by Tonythetiler November 12, 2020
Get the paid at the office mug.1. n. an officemate who is adept at certain skills such as spying around the office and gathering information, appearing and disappearing around cubicles, and attacking hostile co-workers with paper shurikens, paper clips, and even cell phones. 2. a co-worker who has mastered the art of the ninja toss. 3. a crafty co-worker who can be tasked to work around the system to accomplish a job.
Des: "The shift is almost over, and there's still one more thing that needs to be done."
Nick: "Don't worry...I already took care of it."
Des: "My office ninja!"
Nick: "Don't worry...I already took care of it."
Des: "My office ninja!"
by Nickarossi November 12, 2007
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