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non-offensive swears

What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.
by ArcticFox January 9, 2004
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Another Non-Offensive swear:

"C-less Castle"

If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).
"You know what you are? You're a C-less Castle."

"What's that?"

"Say 'Castle' without the 'C'"

"Umm, 'Astle'?"

"Yep!"
by Java July 16, 2004
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Putting aside all differences in order to pool resources and attack the British
David: "I was down the pub last night and saw an American and a Frenchman having a brawl."
Mikey: "So what'd you do?"
David: "Well I tried to break it up but they beat the shit out of me instead."
Mikey: "Ah, you're a victim of The Franco-American Offensive."
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
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A bizarre warning message displayed before some YouTube videos if the system thinks the video you are about to watch contains highly sensitive material. Videos containing hate speech usually get this. On the creator's side, this can be a nightmare as the video can get demonetized. Likes, comments, and suggested videos are also removed too.
My new video was doing well until it got flagged and now displays a warning that the following content has been identified by the YouTube community as inappropriate or offensive to some audiences. I didn't include any of that content.
by The Real Driller September 20, 2022
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wet offensive

a wet offensive is when a person, usual male puts up a front of kindness in order to get in a females pants. once he has accomplished his mission he then treats the female like shit and makes her usual cry.
DUDE did you see Wagz at the party? Yeah man he was putting up a great wet offensive to that girl! Hes gettin some tonight! peacock!
by ericthehurdler May 16, 2010
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by sparky December 5, 2003
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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

The biggest and most cancerous game in the counter-strike series to date! You'll find just about every emotion in this ball of absolute and utter autism called csgo for short. Whether you find yourself fending off wallers or aimbotters you are guaranteed to blow a head gasket. Maybe fancy yourself some casual? There you can find an assortment of terrible players who you couldn't possibly think would actually be having fun considering they are so bad at the game but alas before you press that mic key you are drowned out by the thousands of 6-12 year olds with aspergers spamming the mic with "dank memes" got a sick inventory? Well you must be Global right? HahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHDJFJICIGKFNFKTIGOGLFMFK........where did I go wrong?
Me: what's the diagnosis Doctor?
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO
by Mmmmcereal June 3, 2016
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