Nard gobbler

someone who is an absolute nerd in every way.

Wow, Zach is such a nard gobbler.

by OG Nard Gobbler March 22, 2022

NARDRAG

A quarter-pounder stuffed with pointy lego pieces. A very painful burger to eat and swallow. May tear mouth or esophagus.

Customer: Wassup brah? Get me a NARDRAG.
Minimum-Wage Employee: What the hell is that?
Customer: Nevermind man, get me a frappajappajooza.

by the me monster July 5, 2022

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

Nard Plant

A hard core nut flop in the water. Only done by extreme professionals. Effects of the NARD PLANT can result in death, autism, or testicular cancer. Have extreme care while planting your VICIOUS NARD, because it could harm others.

Kyle performed a gnarly Nard Plant at the pool.

by pichael_mollos July 6, 2017

Nard-Dogged

When you plop your balls on a girls forehead, as described by Lance from Free Radio.
Or, when Andy from The Office does something he thinks is awesome. - plopping his balls on angelas forehead

Andy whips out his balls and plops them on Angela's forehead---"You just got Nard-Dogged"
Andy makes a funny joke or punches someone in the balls---"You just got Nard-Dogged"

by J-BLAZE54 April 3, 2009

nardcore

nardcore stands for "Oxnard Hardcore." it originated in Oxnard, California and has such bands as-
-Total Resistance
-Awol Star
-Ill Repute
-Aggression

NardCore - Oxnard Hardcore

by Lori January 30, 2004

Nardhya

A mysterious being who dwells under a waterfall which has radiant glowing hair and golden skin. Only a few lucky men in their lifetime will come across this creature. Also makes all your sexual fantasies come true.

That waterfall might be housing a Nardhya

by EpicFail.LK June 8, 2011