nuptually challenged

The term applying to people who have two or more failed marriages under their belt.

John: Jane, will you marry me?
Jane: John, as you know, I am nuptually challenged. I'm not really good at being married. Can't we just date forever?

by Tina Ej February 16, 2009

Nulpt

Unfriend

When you get an unfriended on Facebook, you've been NULPT!

by The Nulptor November 19, 2009

Nuptse

The Nuptse has been delivering game-changing warmth since 1992, and no other jacket has journeyed so naturally from the mountains to city streets. A North Face Nuptse is the garment of choice for many of the University of Edinburgh students- with its iconic silhouette, it is easily recognisable. The Nuptse has been further popularised by its prolific use by the young Louis Whittell.

It's pretty cold outside tonight. I might need my North Face Nuptse

by yung-chopper November 17, 2021

nimptus

Braindead discord moderator

person A: "why is this discord server so dead?" person B: "Don't know, the mod is just a nimptus"

by cunkyboi January 4, 2023

Numptified

When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

by Clover_grl January 11, 2009

Numpty

Somebody who's stupid. Basically me, stripped of my privileges.

Everybody told her to study for the exam lest she fail like a numpty would. She partied all week and failed the exam. To this day, she still says "she believed she could so she did."

by ChristeenG May 31, 2018

numping

To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.

reverse spoon numping, numping sponge, numping frottage,spoof numping, oily bottom numping

by Bill4b August 28, 2006