got nothing coming

You have got nothing to look forward to" or "Nobody owes you anything".

-Yo, badge, I gotta use the phone
-Sure. You want a pizza an pedicure too?
- I gotta call my girl. She's expecting my call.
- Put a sock in it. You got nothing coming.
- No, no, no, man! No, man!

by Rimas79 November 3, 2013

you got nothin’ coming!

Often repeated mantra of custody officers in response to requests from incarcerated folks.

Go back to your inmate hole, ‘cause you got nothin’ coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

E-nothing

|iˈˌnəθi ng |

n. An enlisted member of the US military below the rank of E-5. Someone without sufficient authority over anyone/anything to cause any real affect. Considered inept by anyone E-6 or higher, regardless of how demonstrably capable. Used in a derogatory fashion by E-6 and above; used in a amiable fashion by E-5 and below. *The* place to be in the US military.

Shitstain: "This P-way hasn't been swabbed in over 12 hours! Get some E-nothing in here with a bucket."

E-5: "Time to bust up the Khakis with an E-nothing luncheon."

by Bachelor boB June 18, 2010

Nothingness

The reason why everything exists.
The secret of the universe

Nothingness. No beginning or end. No start or finish. Nothing actually exists, therefore everything can exist.

by aRe. December 20, 2010

nothing personnel, kid

Something you say after you teleport behind someone, especially with a melee weapon in hand.

*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel, kid.
(It is then implied here that they get stabbed or something)

by speedycube64 August 14, 2018

nothing stop a dicc more quicc than a guitar picc

A A A A A H H H H H

nothing stop a dicc more quicc than a guitar picc *flicc* *SCREAMS*

by Axeolotl August 30, 2018

crotch notch

the small button of fabric located in the crotchall region where all 4 pieces of cloth are sewn together and are ironically placed directly over the clit on any pair of jeans, thus making it easy as pie for a chic to masturbate anytime, anywhere fully clothed and in public...or private.

"I was bored in class/work so I located the crotch notch and went to work on a silent but satisfying o face."

"did you get off?"
"yep and totally clothed too."
"how?"
"he located the crotch notch and i was drenched."

by The Honez January 5, 2007