Um, he's not gay

An effeminate male that a girl is in major denial about.

After two gays checked him out while they were shopping for a ring at the Galleria...

A romantic night, he tries to give her a ring...

What the heck is a promise ring??

"Um, he's not gay."

by um, what's going on? April 26, 2013

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

Not quite gay

Journalistic term for a male with interests beyond football and beer. Similar to metrosexual but with a more pronounced insinuation of contempt.

'That David Beckham is so "not quite gay" . . .'

by Paul X October 13, 2004

thou shall not be gay'th

Something you'd say to someone if you lived in the 15th century or so and you had a problem with them being gay

Phillip, thou shall not be gay'th or thou will be executed fam

by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016

not even gay

a saying used after seeing something that is obviously gay

A: Hey did you see Jeff wipe the mayonnaise from Bills face?
B: Yeah, thats not even gay

by alonso cordova December 10, 2007

not-a-gay

To reassure your fellow amigos that you aren't gay, after committing an act that puts your sexual orientation in question

Duvrai said: I really enjoy Sex and the City, did you catch the episode last night?

Brian: woah.... not-a-gay?

Duvrai: Not-a-gay

by snicthesbware November 12, 2010

not in a gay way

Saying something then adding not in a gay way so as not to seem gay

Man one to man two : you look good today, just not in a gay way.
Man 2 to man 1: thanks bro!

by CentIIX November 23, 2016