Norsk

Norsk is the language Norwegian people speak.

Norsk: Hei, hva skjer?

Translated to English: Hey, what's up?

by exenpipp August 7, 2008

Norse Cock

Norse Cock are Norwegian penises decedents of the Vikings in the 13th century. It has been told that the viking we're pillaging and rapping many cultures during they're raids and exploring.. and thus has evolved the Norse Cock aka thors mighty sword, to be passed down for generations to come.

other definitions Huge White Long Very Thick and Muscular with a fat Meaty head

Catherine: *deep breathe* Wow.. thats as big as my leg..

ORMR: Or maybe your leg is as big as my Norse cock?

Catherine: ouch thats too far, its hitting my sternum

by blackgirls<3white dick June 1, 2010

hung like a Norse

Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.

as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse

by Mange Storstake January 9, 2005

Nordstroms

A very upscale department store carrying brands such as True Religion, Citizens of Humanity, and Juicy Couture.

Nordstroms can be found in most malls which have a Guess, Armani Exchange, or Abercrombie.

by onaebla June 26, 2006

Norasexual

(Nor-uh-seck-shoo-all)

1. (N) A being, typically a person, who has not so uncommon tendencies to desire a female- usually Nora herself, whether the predetermined sexual orientation dictates the being's choices or not.
2. (V) Having an odd, but reasonable temptation and attraction for Nora, admiring her as serious as an addiction, and lusting in defiance of one's predisposition to like/love anyone who isn't Nora.

--"Will you go out with me?" "No. Sorry, I'm Norasexual."

--"I'm breaking up with you.... It's not you... It's me.... I'm Norasexual."

-- Youth: "Mom, Dad? I'm.... Norasexual."

Parents: "We're so proud of you!"

--"We're here, we're Norasexual, get used to it!"

--"LGBTQIA-N"

by The_1_that_got_Away_Baha February 4, 2010

Norse Code

The sexual practise whereby two people repeatedly headbutt each other until they reach orgasm or die. Whichever comes first.

"Hey Jurgen, what's up with your face?"
"Got Helga to Norse Code with me last night"
"Sweet!"
"Not really. She's dead"

by Thor Point April 22, 2008

nockster

Being cool with a metrosexual tone, almost ambiguous to being straight or gay, and resembling features of Trisomy 21 Chromosome abnormality (Down's syndrome) such as weak phitrum, sentinel line; also characterized by asking stupid questions repeatedly such as "where is the arcade, where is the arcade?"

He's hitting the night with all his might, but someone should tell him that he is being a nockster.

by izzy tru June 16, 2007