nostril botherer

1. A nose biscuit baked in bum passage; a tummy shame.

2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.

Jesus Frank, can you smell that?! I wonder who the nostril botherer is this time...

by donorgasm July 6, 2010

Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.

This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.

by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010

Nostril Flareage

When one's nostrils enlarge due to excitement of a sexual nature.

Erica was so excited when she was telling her friends about her boyfriends oral talents, she had serious "nostril flareage" It was very sexy!

by Biffs Pleasure Palace November 24, 2010

nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!

by wikileaksrocks March 18, 2011

nostrily

To have noticeable nostrils - See Fern Cotton

"I thought her face was more nostrily than it actually was"

by Word-of-the-week November 7, 2014

Nostrilgoose

Someone who is boring as fuck.. Brings nothing when you're in his presence, in terms of wit, humour or personality.

Me: I was with John yesterday, we went out for a beer.
Trevor: Was he alright? Usually hes boring as fuck, bro.
Me: Guy jus sat there drinking his beer answering in yes and no answers, he's such a nostrilgoose.

by TE2DE November 28, 2017

Nostrilpie

When I fuck a girl so hard my cum comes out her nostrils

I just fucked this girl and damn; Nostrilpie!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. July 18, 2020