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Noble Hedonism

The semi philosophical idea that there is moral nobility in the pursuit of hedonistic pleasure. Taught by the Church Of Carnal Knowledge.
My friend here practices noble hedonism
by ElderThomas October 19, 2023
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Barnes and Noble

A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.
“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”

“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 28, 2023
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Noble elements

Also, noble gas. Any of the seven elements that make up group 18 of the periodic table. Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, radon, and oganesson.
I thought maybe it was the queen’s gas!
Or any other persons of nobility, that pass gas, for all to enjoy! Or possibly a orgasm with a gaseous ending!
The queen expelled a noble element!
The word, or words being defined, are (noble elements)
by RP hingus December 23, 2018
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paul noble

I think i just saw a " paul noble" today.
by Darren the g May 4, 2022
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noble queen

Earned respect to a woman who raises the bar for her gender. In a fat land of Karens she rocks a bikini. You don't see a tiara on her yet tells float around her from the little stars in grown mens heads.
She speaks with Snowwhite Voice and dwells her sentences in your story.
Selfless in her transactions she gives to all eye contact at least.
Kat Oh I love her. Everybody loves her. When you walk away from her you feel better. That Snowwhite voice and the peaceful beauty really raises the peasant.
She is with Tonythetiler now. He treats her like he saw God. Like some kinda trance.

Built her a 14 foot tall paper moon sculpture constructed from basalt rebar and shotcrete . She is a noble queen he had no choice. The laws of reciprocity and the loyalty pyramid fueld his masonic to do list.

Yeah well I hope my girlfriend never sees this, because she might demand I treat her like that.
by Tonythetiler January 24, 2022
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xanthe noble

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dang is that a xanthe noble? scary af dude
by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 6, 2021
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Noble Carlton

When you perform a chivalrous act and lay your coat on the ground for an old lady crossing the street so she doesn’t get her feet muddy…….. and then you FUCK HER!
I’m sure glad I could do my good deed for today. I did a Noble Carlton on my way in to work this morning.
by Mister Mustache June 7, 2021
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