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nob rimming

The art of secretly rubbing ones penis round around the top of a wine glass before serving a drink in it to a victim.
"Percy's been ages in the kitchen getting our wine"

"He's probably nob rimming all the glasses"!
by SammySeven November 25, 2006
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Nob cheese

The smelly yellow creamy substance on a mans cock that goes crusty when not washed.
Gary Atkins eat his own nobcheese as well as some of his gay lovers.
by Trevor (Garys gay lover) July 29, 2003
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Nob-Twoddle

adj {Nob tw odd al} The process of spending time and money in reviewing the process of spending time and money. Usually the outcomes are inane with little influence from common sense. Adoption by those who 'buy into the process' is low resulting the further wastage of time and money.
That systems review, its a load of nob-twoddle.

The time in motion team today were been time and motioned, what nob-twoddle!
by sosoverysick March 18, 2010
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Nob nipping

When a bloke has half a hard on and sits down to take a piss. He adjusts on the seat to stop getting piss all over the place and his nob slips under the rim of the seat, thus when he sits back down he squashes his nob between the seat and the rim.
Nob nipping - usually happens in the morning after a hard night on the piss, or after a shag or to blokes that are well endowed. May in fact be the only down side to having a huge penis.
by erosfunk January 24, 2010
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Nob-Nob

A Boy Who Is Gay Likes Dick
or
A Girl Who Is Straight Likes Dick

Nob-Dick
Boy: I Like Dick
Girl: I Like Dick Too
Random Person: Your Both Nob-Nob's
by Multicoloured March 1, 2007
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nob jockey

a penis rider(you like to have sexual intercourse with men)
by Meli_Bug April 18, 2007
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nob lobster

Women who uses teeth while performing fellatio. Technique number 1,234 in the Great Book of Grizundor (the holiest text in the Cult of the Porn Bear). See www.pornbear.co.uk.
Look the state of my bell end. She's been nipping at it like a mad nob lobster.
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