I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
by Professor B13 November 13, 2023
Get the Shit on my backmug. 
Get the .9.My Eyez Roll Back.9.mug. .
Person 343: Figure 2.3 In Textbooks Is The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty Three Because Of Uvula Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
Get the Figure 2.3 In Textbooks Is The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty Three Because Of Uvula Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.mug. What you tell your main squeeze to explain why you invited a second hot chick/hunk to come over and spoon you from behind in bed, while you are snuggling your Number One partner in front.
Telling your significant other dat "My back got lonesome" may indeed alleviate his/her emotional discomfort --- i.e., confusion and/or concerns about your wanting to have a "threesome snooze" --- but you should still remember to perform da wrist-twist compromise wif him/her. so as to maintain said forward-located slumberer's physical comfort, as well.
by QuacksO July 29, 2023
Get the My back got lonesomemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
Get the Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhmmug. by Chloe Jean July 25, 2024
Get the Unbig my backmug. Julia Roberts in the movie “Pretty Woman” has a lot of “back crackers” she could say, “hey those are my back crackers”
by anonymous November 7, 2020
Get the my back crackersmug.